Where Will The Cops Come From?

Election season has descended upon us, and with it a bidding war on crime numbers.

I’ve just started lying to Facebook. I’m one of the mad few people in the world who wants to see political advertising, and I need Facebook’s algorithm to think I live in the city proper and can vote on the mayor’s race. So, I changed my Facebook residence to open the floodgates.

This newsletter has an overt political purpose. I want to influence voters …