The Atlanta Objective: Bottoms Up

"It’s not really paranoia if they’re really out to get you," Bottoms said at her press conference today. On comes the clown car of successors, all bidding on how to defeat Atlanta's crime wave.

Mayor Keisha Lance Bottoms is not taking her talents to Walgreens.

That was one of the first things she said, fighting tears at the podium this morning. The rumor mill fabricated a corporate job there. (Looking at you, WSB. This is on you.)

“I wish that I could tell you there was a moment, or that there was a thing,” Bottoms said, describing her exit from…